Kitten Hand General ($2500)

Want to go on a Mission, Soldier? it's not just the garage anymore. Come to a show taping, and then we'll take you to Universal Studios to make Graham ride the Transformers ride. Make him go on alone if you want. Or go on with him and watch him suffer through the whole thing. Chris and Graham will make it a day of movies. Plus, you get everything above. The certificate, the signed Comedy Film Nerds Guide to Movies, a shoutout, sit in on a CFN show taping, and your mission to Universal Studios.

For the distinguished, discerning Kitten Hand General.